THE SUPER AUGUST FASHION WISHLIST

Published in time for September Vogue, is the Super August wishlist: a list of the ten must-haves of the year! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK.

IN MY AUGUST WISHLIST:

a blue Mickey-Mouse t-shirt

this memento whatevershit dude bag from the eighties

penis socks for your boyfriend

Grandpapa cardigan to wear to work

rainbow beanie for casual Wednesdays

the blue bowler hat

this blue grandpapa cardigan

the blue one for slick Thursdays

all-around blue cap

basic blue t-shirts to wear on rotation